[괴담] 난 여자들은 인형을 좋아하는지 알았는데. 슬사의 무서운 단편

My wife Lisa always grumled about me being an uncaring father who never cares his own child. Daisy, my little nine years old daughter is quite a wayward child, I guess. Lisa said that Daisy's always whining and being clingy and noisy, distracting her daily works.

"Do you know how hard it is to deal with a noisy nine years old all the time alone? You really should spare some time for her. Make her a doll or something. You're good at such things.", she said.

Well, it's true that I'm pretty handy. I used to make bread out of making stuffed animals.

I thought she was overreacting, but since she really looked displeased, I promised I would.

... So, I has spent a few days with Daisy while Lisa's on a trip. She will come back today. And I should say I really admire her. It was more tired than I thought to deal with that little girl. But Lisa won't complain anymore.

"I'm home, honey. It was really great to take a rest finally. It's been tough days for you I guess?", Lisa said cheerfully.

"Maybe a little. But it was pretty fun, though. I made her a doll."

"Oh, that sounds sweet!"

She entered Daisy's room. Soon, I heard her scream. Why? I just made her a doll.



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번역은 아니지만...레딧에 올렸던것들 중 제일 마음에 드는 작품. (추천수는 my boyfriend나 cinderella가 훨씬 앞서지만)

영단어 다의어랑 영문법 말장난 괴담이기 때문에 번역할 수는 없지만 개인적 애착으로 올림.




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  • 지나가던 2018/06/16 22:23 # 삭제 답글

    그녀에게 인형을 만들어준게 아니고 그녀를 인형으로 만들었군요 ㅎㅎ
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